officialschool:

me as a detective
officialschool:

me as a detective
officialschool:

me as a detective

officialschool:

me as a detective

(Source: thepugman360)

(Source: vinebox)

sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

freecie1:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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(Source: pugsmith)

(Source: lolzpicx)

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

joliefleurr:

vinebox:

When you see yo homie in public

noooooooooooooooo