22. first names a continent. last names a popular fast food chain. my heart is in virginia but my body is in florida. living for the moment. noguminmymouth. noporkonmyfork.
Her: Babe i’ve never seen you dance
Me: Yeah umm you dont want to
Her: Please babe you know i find a man that can dance very sexy
Me: Alright shit
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.