chillforme:

theblindniggasamurai:

lisamunster:

Lmao

The illest thing ive ever seen

LMAOO!

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  • Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
  • Apollo: Favourite song?
  • Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
  • Artemis: Favourite animal?
  • Athena: Do you have any special talents?
  • Demeter: Favourite food?
  • Dionysus: Favourite drink?
  • Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
  • Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
  • Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
  • Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
  • Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
  • Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
  • Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?

Kerry Washington on her mother’s first meeting with Game of Thrones actor Jason Momoa (Khal Drogo)

No but fareal Jason Momoa is a gorgeous human

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wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus)

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

(Source: officialbabydoll)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionYou ever nut in a girl that was on birth control? Answer

titytwochainz:

greeneyedsquats:

titytwochainz:

swolizard:

titytwochainz:

i ont even trust these hoes wit my phone password you think ima believe one on birth control?

if i can’t trust a girl to tell me whats wrong what the fuck makes you think I’m finna trust you when it can be life ruining if you’re lying

On GOD! You ask a girl what’s wrong, she say nothing. You can’t trust a person like that.

Because HOLY FUCK!? She might actually be fine… Oh no! An emotionally stable chick is wayyyyy too much to fathom. Even worse? A girl who is responsible enough to take her medication on time, naaaah those don’t exist. 

That’s obviously not what we talking about take ya geek ass halfway feminism somewhere else you got damn nerd. 

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samanthaattheworldsfair:

salixunit:

thepitofmymind:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?